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PimpyMcPimp

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Lang is on the Seahawks.

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LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,202 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $12,020
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,015)

PAID PICKS: 162-159-5 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-17, -880.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-5L) -281.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

PimpyMcPimp

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-18-1, -752.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 5-6
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

13-16, -771 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-6
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-2, +31.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0
 

savage1

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I am curious as to whether anyone has ever politely emailed documentation of Lang's site and asked him/them to

comment on whether it is is accurate and if so, why he isn't more honest in telling us the ENTIRE truth??

I can dream can't i!! lol
 

youlikethat

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It’s actually incredible how allergic to winning Lang is. This was such a slam dunk if you’ve been paying attention to these teams. WFT should have won by two scores but got handicapped by a fluke injury to the kicker. But hey, thanks Lang, you broke the WFT MNF curse. What a fool.
 

finman13

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I am curious as to whether anyone has ever politely emailed documentation of Lang's site and asked him/them to

comment on whether it is is accurate and if so, why he isn't more honest in telling us the ENTIRE truth??

I can dream can't i!! lol
It's like asking timeshare salespeople to be honest. Scum
 

PimpyMcPimp

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Well, it's now safe to assume the Russell Wilson/Pete Carroll run is over in Seattle.
I backed the Seahawks last night and even though their defense played well enough to win, Wilson did not.
The mantra "Let Russ Cook" is long gone and deep in places you don't talk about at parties, there is something going on between him and DJ Metcalf.
If you watched the 2-point conversion for the tie, Metcalf breaks WIDE OPEN and Wilson never looks his way.
Wilson has never lost 3 games in a row over the course of his entire career.
He has now. Goodbye Russ. No one is going to pay you the money you are looking for after the last 3 weeks.
Time to move on.
I have gotten off to a 4-2 start on the College hardwood and tonight, it's go big or boo home as I hand you a 2nd straight 100 dime winner.
Only this time, it's a 100 dime college hoop winner off the 100 dime winner on Notre Dame -21 over Stanford 45-14 on Saturday night.
I said the Irish would win by 5 touchdowns. They won by 4 1/2. I hate it when that happens.
Now I come right back with a 2nd straight 100 dime winner on Duke/Ohio State.
I love this game tonight.
Let's get it done.
 

PimpyMcPimp

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The mantra "Let Russ Cook" is long gone and deep in places you don't talk about at parties, there is something going on between him and DJ Metcalf.

Hey Lang, who the fuck is "DJ" Metcalf? I think you mean DK Metcalf, you ignorant fuck.
Keep blaming others for your shitty handicapping, I find it hilarious.
Clown Capper.
 

proanalyser

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It's amazing every team I take implodes. Well not tonight, I come down main street with a 100 dimer in my best sport. 67% in college buckets so far, time to stick it up the faders ass. Come get some.
 

finman13

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Well, it's now safe to assume the Russell Wilson/Pete Carroll run is over in Seattle.
I backed the Seahawks last night and even though their defense played well enough to win, Wilson did not.
The mantra "Let Russ Cook" is long gone and deep in places you don't talk about at parties, there is something going on between him and DJ Metcalf.
If you watched the 2-point conversion for the tie, Metcalf breaks WIDE OPEN and Wilson never looks his way.
Wilson has never lost 3 games in a row over the course of his entire career.
He has now. Goodbye Russ. No one is going to pay you the money you are looking for after the last 3 weeks.
Time to move on.
I have gotten off to a 4-2 start on the College hardwood and tonight, it's go big or boo home as I hand you a 2nd straight 100 dime winner.
Only this time, it's a 100 dime college hoop winner off the 100 dime winner on Notre Dame -21 over Stanford 45-14 on Saturday night.
I said the Irish would win by 5 touchdowns. They won by 4 1/2. I hate it when that happens.
Now I come right back with a 2nd straight 100 dime winner on Duke/Ohio State.
I love this game tonight.
Let's get it done.
Go big or boo home? True. Boo your shitty picks.
 

finman13

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It's amazing every team I take implodes. Well not tonight, I come down main street with a 100 dimer in my best sport. 67% in college buckets so far, time to stick it up the faders ass. Come get some.
Come get what? More money fading your tired ass?
1 point the last 5 minutes for Puke. You are an ulcer on the anus of all teams you pick.
Can you even sit down anymore due to the sodomizing you take almost daily and certainly on a yearly basis?
Are you at the point now that people exit the vehicle when they realize Brandon Link is their driver?
Take a different street other than Main because it's a dead end for you.
 

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