The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Must be nice to have a never ending supply of Monopoly money to just throw around like Lang does.
Clown Capper!

 

[finman13]

i am gonna say he is on minny

I agree. It's the magic number of 3 so he can buy up.
Plus vikings are in every game

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG called These Vikings the greatest 5-5 team in NFL history

losers

Now greatest 5-6 team

 

[kimbelt]

lol i called it earlier i can read lang like a book next page tomorrow lol

 

[Tuesday]

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LANG called These Vikings the greatest 5-5 team in NFL history

losers

Now greatest 5-6 team

Atta boy lang, win 100 yesterday then lose 195 next day ahahahahaha ?
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Trust me when I tell you I will not lose my next 100 dime release. I will not lose my next 150 dime release and I will not lose my next 200 dime release.
Know that. Print that.

Wow, talk about your false advertising.
Somebody should sue this guy!

Of course Lang will claim amnesia and won't remember saying this.
Clown Capper!

 

[finman13]

lol i called it earlier i can read lang like a book next page tomorrow lol

Hey, agreed. Every day put in your 2 cents since the picks are not posted.. he doesnt like weird numbers like 2 or 5. He loves 3 or 3.5 or maybe 2.5 so he can advise to buy up to

Trust me when I tell you I will not lose my next 100 dime release. I will not lose my next 150 dime release and I will not lose my next 200 dime release.
Know that. Print that.

Wow, talk about your false advertising.
Somebody should sue this guy!

Of course Lang will claim amnesia and won't remember saying this.
Clown Capper!

His next 200 dime release will likely be the super bowl. Just because

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,147 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,470 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,465)

PAID PICKS: 162-158-5 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-16, -825.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (2W-4L) -226.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-17-1, -697.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

13-16, -771 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-6
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-2, +31.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[kimbelt]

I BET HE IS ON A HOOPS BET TOMORROW NIGHT . CAUSE HE IS GETTING IN THE NFL

 

[finman13]

Okay pro anal. Now down over 13k! Great Job. Give us another football winner!. You suck at handicapping and have a yak as a wife. I almost feel sorry for you...but not quite since you are a con man.

 

[finman13]

Well Brandon finally climbed out of the moose's ass and posted an ad on her website.
Probably on the sea buzzards. Buy up to +3 1/2 -300

 

[proanalyser]

While it hadn't been good lately its better than hanging out to see what the plays are, because you can't afford to get them.

 

[Tuesday]

While it hadn't been good lately its better than hanging out to see what the plays are, because you can't afford to get them.

Nice try proanus, you're not gonna trick us into buying lang picks you fucking jackass, we purposely don't buy the picks just so we can keep our money away from lang - we rather join the buy group or wait patiently for others to share, rather than give a penny to lang?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, after the rock solid 100 dime winner Saturday on Notre Dame, I felt great about the 150 dime play on the Vikings Sunday.
That is until Kirk Cousins decided to have his worst game of the year.
Why is it, that every single time I come with a big play involving Cousins, that becomes the game he plays like absolute shit and fails to cover.
As good as this guy has been all year long he picks Sunday as the day he implodes. I pick the day he arguably plays his worst game of the year.
Once again, he and he alone, cost me yet another 150 dime loss.
The Vikings (+3 1/2) should have gotten everybody paid but once again Cousins personally saw to it that the Vikings covering was out of the question.
Tonight I am coming with a 2nd straight 50 dime winner off the 50 dime winner on Thanksgiving day with the Lions.
Let's get it done.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Once again, he and he alone, cost me yet another 150 dime loss.

Ya hear that boys. it's all Kirk Cousins fault that Lang is a lifelong loser.
Always somebody else's fault, eh Lang?
Clown Capper.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is on the Seahawks.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG on Hawks claims plus 1 dog line. Started. 0-0. 12 min Q 1

 

[sniperpicks]

Yet another LANG moss