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Black Friday for rest of USA

red Friday for LANG

found a β€œpissed on emoji” for LANGs golden shower night

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Keep upping the ante lang for your loses hahahaπŸ˜†
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Tuesday

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Can’t wait to FADE his ass tomorrow

Hes going on an epic lose & unit streak
Let the lang epic losing streak continue on strong tomorrow and beyond just in time for his weekly Saturday 100+ dimer πŸ’ͺπŸ™ŒπŸ»
 

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LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,052 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $10,520
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,515)

PAID PICKS: 161-157-5 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 11-15, -730.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (1W-3L) -131.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

PimpyMcPimp

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-16-1, -502.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-16, -871 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-6
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-2, +31.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0
 

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I am going to hand you the biggest blowout on the Saturday card.
I love this game. Absolutely love it and this game is a 35 point blowout minimum.
As for Friday, it's only fitting that East Carolina buried me again.
I released a 60 dimer on them to start the year and they played their worst game of the year to against App State and I had them.
They end their regular season costing me a 75 dime winner as they play another garbage game against Cincinnati.
I said the other day, it's 2 steps forward and 1 step back and it's just frustrating.
To come into football season off 5 straight winning months: a winning April, May, June, July and August and not be able to deliver consistently this football season, fuc#$#@ing frustrating.
It's going to turn. December is going to be epic. Just you wait and see.
First things first. Finish the last 4 days of November with 4 straight winners.
The first one goes today.
 

PimpyMcPimp

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It's going to turn. December is going to be epic. Just you wait and see.

It's going to be EPIC for fader nation. Lang always shits his pants in December and this year will be no exception.
 

finman13

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35 point buriel..at least? I can't see him saying this for a single digit favorite and he didn't mention it's an early game. I'll guess Tennessee over Vandy, although he did take louisiana early this year , so that might be the better guess. Enjoy the Saturday fader nation.
 

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If this is gonna be a 5 TD blowout, why only 100 dimes? Sounds like it should be a 150 dimer at least
 

Tuesday

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If this is gonna be a 5 TD blowout, why only 100 dimes? Sounds like it should be a 150 dimer at least
Because lang really know it's gonna be anything, it's just his marketing gimmick to sell it to people that might pay him, he bets 100+ fake dimes every Saturday no matter what - because he's been taught more people gamble on Saturday.

Then on Sunday he'll always bet 50+ fake dimes just to try to sell day after Saturday, lang just wins 50% or less of the time and uses coin flips to pretend to look smart - when he's really a clown.
 

finman13

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Only 3 games to choose from for Lang to bet 150 monopoly dimes on. Still debating if it's vikes broncos or packers.
Thoughts?
 

PimpyMcPimp

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LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 952 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,520
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,515)

PAID PICKS: 162-157-5 / 50.7%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-15, -630.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/23 to 11/29, (1W-3L) -31.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

PimpyMcPimp

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-16-1, -502.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

13-16, -771 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-6
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-2, +31.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0
 

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Time to hand you my biggest NFL play of the entire year today
I have found a game today I absolutely love in the NFL.
It has the right situation. The right teams. The right line.
I have waited all week long to release this game and today is finally here.
Understand this: this release is stronger than Saturday's 100 dime winner on N.Dame (-20 1/2) by 31 over Stanford.
It is 3 times stronger than Thursday's 50 dimer winner on Detroit.
This 150 dime release has made you money 16 of the last 20 times. That is a 16-4 run folks.
You will be hard pressed to find anyone with that kind of run with a big play over the last couple of years.
It was a good win on Saturday with the 100 dimer on Notre Dame. It will be an even bigger win today with this 150 dime winner in the NFL.
It's go time!!!!!!!
 

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