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who's the best RR poet

  • soonerdawg

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • nes

    Votes: 6 54.5%
  • steak tar tar

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • dung beetle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • scoops

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • other (write the motherfucker in)

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .

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Scoops, we need a team put together to make a hit album

Writers : Nes, Scoops, Soonerdawg and maybe some RobFunk thrown in occasionaly

Performer and engineer: Robfunk

Producer: We need someone here that knows how to make beats. This is what's missing

This stuff would be so hot

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And the Thunder Rolls...
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Whats wrong with this picture
I got no warning
Didn’t know about this contest till the next damn morning

We stayed up late
Went out on the town
Stumbled in a local bar and started to drown

And all this time
The rubber room poets
Voting on each other and I didn’t even know it

I ain’t complaining
this ain’t no whine
Because they voted nes the winner and thats just fine

The talent is out there
Scoops shocked the place
I hadn’t even notice he was right on pace

And soonerdawg
is he man or beast
His mundane threads are a rappers feast

And all the other poets
that write this bunk
I wouldn’t want to leave out
Tartar and funk

This is too PC
I’m about to gag
I know the RR poets will be calling me a fag

This is way too long
I’m running out of paper
My wife just came home drunk
So I think I’ll go (rhymes with paper)
 

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Bored as hell on the planet / I reminesce about the good times with janet / and how she let me slam it / when she screwed me over I was like god damn it / comin with the real stuff that isn't fake / I try to be like fries but never shake / I'm good from 3 like CP because I'm R-O-B / You don't want none of me / you be a dummy like tripper from 3's company / I met girls that say piss inside of me / I met hoes that only want it analy / It's robfunk! soon dropping the album subconcious anomoly / just how raunchy can all us RR poets really be/ to everyone at the RX I luv yall and could never be vex at yall / just don't do anything weird like taking a shit in a stall
 

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Bored as hell on the planet / I reminesce about the good times with janet / and how she let me slam it / when she screwed me over I was like god damn it / comin with the real stuff that isn't fake / I try to be like fries but never shake / I'm good from 3 like CP because I'm R-O-B / You don't want none of me / you be a dummy like tripper from 3's company / I met girls that say piss inside of me / I met hoes that only want it analy / It's robfunk! soon dropping the album subconcious anomoly / just how raunchy can all us RR poets really be/ to everyone at the RX I luv yall and could never be vex at yall / just don't do anything weird like taking a shit in a stall
 

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Nice one Dung,that was pretty sweet
Everybody get up now and move your feet:dancefool
Have some fun it's Friday night


If your gonna do it,do it right


Fuck that cop

in her patrol car

then drive that bitch to the bar

get the fuck out and say odious

walk in the bar "hola amigos!"

Party it up like it's your Birthday

Cognac no ice,the players way

Grab 5 sluts and take'em home

once you get there,youre on your own......Peace:toast:
 

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Rob Funky Funk
With a body in the trunk
Rolling thru your town
on his way to get down
his ride is smooth
his wheels be too
don't slow him down
or you'll be through
done,gone,non existant
if he wants a bj don't resist it
pay the man his dues
don't refuse
he'll Funk your ass
till he blows your fuse
Funk Funk Funk Funk
roll another blunt up
keep on rockin
the cops are knockin
its ladycop ,she wants another cockin..........
 

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It's time to go to work / and see them whack jerks get hurt / I came to make a statement not just to blurt / Yo, your girl is look'n kinda good in that skirt / I bet I can cop the head without even wasting the time to flirt / so don't get upset when you see some mess on her shirt / don't even waste your time about think'n about yo what's the dirt / you can't turn a ho into a housewife it's the lesson well learnt / if you had more game you wouldn't have felt so burnt /


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I wanted to close it out better I am just too tired to write. That is a slower tempo ryhme
 

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