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who's the best RR poet

  • soonerdawg

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • nes

    Votes: 6 54.5%
  • steak tar tar

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • dung beetle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • scoops

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • other (write the motherfucker in)

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .

NES

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At first I didnt think I'd play,
too much pressure, I mean what would I say?
With less than 24 hours, thats less than one day
and if I tried to hard would it scare the voters away?
And I'm off tomorrow so I need something today.
I was thinking of something that starts with faggot, and involves toothpaste and a bidet,
but frankly Im drawing a blank on some words that rhyme with "gay"
 

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dammit nes, you shoulda voted for yourself
i'd hate to win my own poll and face deadline hell
i think scoops is the dark horse candidate to win
he's shown the ability to give a poem a helluva spin
it's so easy to find words that rhyme with gay
all you have to do is think of steak tar tar
 

NES

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It's gonna be hard to lose if thats the best you got dawg balls
 

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I voted NES even though on occasion he writes stuff that is weak sauce
He is a poetical boss with some floss
Even though he named himself after a game system that has not been relevant for 23 years
I am trying to make sense of it during a binge that lasts 23 beers
Listinening to my hispanic negihbors fight in a language I don't understand but this modern day america is the whole new motherland
you have no idea how to shade a number
get caught in a slumber
and start a tout biz crying as the boy blunder
 

NES

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Well I guess that eliminates Funk as a possible write in. Next!
 

NES

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The Fresh Funk(to the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

Now heres a little story all about how
Funk's life got flipped turned upside down
I'd like to take a moment so keep reading the text
of how funk became the official white rapping Mod of the Rx

In the Beantown Suburbs, born and raised
playing sega and masterbating he spent most of his day
rocking Criss Cross, cuz daddy Mack was so cool
and running from the bullies when he got out of school

then a couple a dudes, were making fun of his hair
and giving him wedgies and ripped his underwear
after one little scuffle his mom got vexed
and said "Im sending you to Wilheim to be a moderator on the Rx".

Rob....logged.... on to the site about two thousand two
and said to the posters "yo howdy do".
He knew that his forum would be better than sex
and thats how Rob became the douchebag white rapper of the Rx
 

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Douchebag? You took it too far man. Still like your posts though. You know I did vote for ya
 

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i am not worthy of even a vote
soonerdawg and nes have kept the poetry game afloat
dung beetle had moments and some flair
and scoops was good and bad bust mostly fair
and our moderator rob funk
took a shot and just plain stunk
the rx's best poet may never be found
for finding the rubberoom can cover much ground
so to all young rogue posters who think you can rhyme
stick a fork in your ass and suck on a lime
 
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ill have to hand it to nes...the dude can rhyme....as much of a asshole as he may be from time to time...he can rhyme...
 

NES

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Douchebag? You took it too far man. Still like your posts though. You know I did vote for ya


I only meant douchebag in the musical sense, you are an alright guy apart from that. Thanks for the vote douchebag.
 

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Soon Doggy Dog ,you get my vote
I've liked most of the stuff that you've wrote
I've been a fan since the ole offshore days
Before the mods got into their rubberizing faze
I wouldn't even be in this, if it wasn't for you
You inspired me and thats what great RR poets do
NES is good so I will not hate
I will just let the votes decide his fate
Beetle and Steak are both fun reads
they just don't fully meet my needs
Funky Rob does a good job
but hes already won,hes a mod
I just write for fun,to pass some time,
usually accompianied by a corona and lime
I won't be sad if I get no votes
but if I ever see you guys fishing ,I may flip your boats
..like my pops always said,I'm just happy to be here
no matter what you think,I ain't no queer
Pass that shit so I can take a tote
I'll be more than estatic with just one vote
Cheers
 

ONE
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2 hours till the winner is crowned?Sooner get some ghosts and make this thing interesting.
 

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What the hell I didn't even know about this poets contest
but thats ok because I damn sure was going to vote for nes
even though soonerdawg is behind he really ain't too far
but how the hell did I end up with zero
did you vote for yourself tar tar?
 

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nes has won, he has taken the show
it's time to see what he's got
let's hope he doesn't blow
dung beetle you were my dark horse hero
but congrats on hanging a big fat zero
steak tar tar always puts up a good fight
putting my name up only seemed right
since i started this thread
you should all give me head
scoops makes some good rhymes
he'll be a legend given some time
thanks everybody for playing along
you're all gonna be a part of my RX song
since you were all gracious enough to play in this thread
let me know what i can do in return
but i'll be damned if i'm gonna give any head
i'm not in the mood to be dealing with rug burn
 

NES

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I was honored to be nominated
but lets call a spade a spade
winning a competition in the rubberroom
is about as rewarding as catching AIDs
 

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What happened to the masterpiece that you owe us NES?
It's Monday.
 

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