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I remember when this was first posted. Still one of the funniest things I have ever read online.
 

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cool hand JIM said:
NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

BOYS I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS MAN THEY ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH
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I SAW A BLACK KID TAKE THE MOWER I THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS F-CK YOU YURI




what a bumbass.
its your fault jerkoff!
don't even try to blame anyone else
lol
very very funny:youmad: :thumbsup2:
 

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The first time I read this thread...I was laughing so hard I was CRYING...THis is a Classic here at the RX...........
 

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Craigslist Ad Leads Detectives To Stolen Lawn Mowers


Posted: 5:06 pm PDT June 25, 2010
SNOHOMISH COUNTY, Wash. -- Two people suspected of stealing several John Deere lawn mowers in Snohomish County have been arrested.
Several lawn mowers were found in the home where the man and woman were taken into custody, said the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office.
The investigation began when the county's Auto Theft Task Force received a tip about mowers being stolen from local Lowe's stores.


Detectives identified the suspects after finding an ad on Craigslist and found the mowers in the garage when they searched the home in Federal Way.
The man and woman were released while the investigation continues, the sheriff’s office said.
Charges may be filed by the county prosecutor.
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was he about 5 feet 6 inches - big bush hairdo wearing white michael jorden sneekers / thats the f-er who got my weedwacker last week.
 

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His wife left him for a tractor salesman.............

at least she wrote him a John Deere letter.........
 

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http://www.kirotv.com/news/24048267/detail.html

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Craigslist Ad Leads Detectives To Stolen Lawn Mowers


Posted: 5:06 pm PDT June 25, 2010
SNOHOMISH COUNTY, Wash. -- Two people suspected of stealing several John Deere lawn mowers in Snohomish County have been arrested.
Several lawn mowers were found in the home where the man and woman were taken into custody, said the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office.
The investigation began when the county's Auto Theft Task Force received a tip about mowers being stolen from local Lowe's stores.


Detectives identified the suspects after finding an ad on Craigslist and found the mowers in the garage when they searched the home in Federal Way.
The man and woman were released while the investigation continues, the sheriff’s office said.
Charges may be filed by the county prosecutor.
Copyright 2010 by KIROTV.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

need update............puff_>>
 

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