11 TYPES OF PEOPLE LIBERTARIANS ARE TOTALLY FED UP WITH
Part of being a libertarian means separating yourself from the Coke-Pepsi wars that make up American politics. Basically, it means you get really fed up with all the bullshit that gets tossed about in the world of politics. Here are some of the typical people that libertarians are tired of:
11. The conservative who’s pro-life and pro-war.
Life is so sacred, we idolize our best killing machines.
10. The liberal who dislikes corporate power…
9. …but is totally cool with a strong, central government.
8. That guy who treats politics like their personal sports league.
However, Fantasy Politics should totally be a thing.
7. Those people want congress to pass MORE bills.
The more they sit on their hands, the better off we’ll be.
6. People who throw a fit over Obama’s golf playing.
No really, if you don’t agree with him, the last place you want him is back in the Oval Office.
5. Anti-government right-wingers who support war, the ultimate expression of governmental power.
You get upset at art subsidies, but paying billions for an endless war is totally cool?
4. Advocates for trying to set up a foreign government or arm rebels.
Because it’s worked so well all the other times you tried that.
3. That guy who doesn’t trust the government to run a lemonade stand, but is convinced that it’s masterminding a huge plot of evil.
At least they’re good for a hearty laugh.
2. That kid who still thinks that Communism is “good in theory”.
They’re just so cute when they’re young.
1. Liberals that call you a right-wing extremist and conservatives that call you a left-wing extremist.
Part of being a libertarian means separating yourself from the Coke-Pepsi wars that make up American politics. Basically, it means you get really fed up with all the bullshit that gets tossed about in the world of politics. Here are some of the typical people that libertarians are tired of:
11. The conservative who’s pro-life and pro-war.
Life is so sacred, we idolize our best killing machines.
10. The liberal who dislikes corporate power…
9. …but is totally cool with a strong, central government.
8. That guy who treats politics like their personal sports league.
However, Fantasy Politics should totally be a thing.
7. Those people want congress to pass MORE bills.
The more they sit on their hands, the better off we’ll be.
6. People who throw a fit over Obama’s golf playing.
No really, if you don’t agree with him, the last place you want him is back in the Oval Office.
5. Anti-government right-wingers who support war, the ultimate expression of governmental power.
You get upset at art subsidies, but paying billions for an endless war is totally cool?
4. Advocates for trying to set up a foreign government or arm rebels.
Because it’s worked so well all the other times you tried that.
3. That guy who doesn’t trust the government to run a lemonade stand, but is convinced that it’s masterminding a huge plot of evil.
At least they’re good for a hearty laugh.
2. That kid who still thinks that Communism is “good in theory”.
They’re just so cute when they’re young.
1. Liberals that call you a right-wing extremist and conservatives that call you a left-wing extremist.
